Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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