everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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