I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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