he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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