i just identified you from a description of your pipe
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
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Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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