also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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