Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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