i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
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My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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