it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
either way he was missing a nipple.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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