I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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