i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Randomize
