Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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