Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
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