If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
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Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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