Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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