haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
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I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
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Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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