nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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