Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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