But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
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yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
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Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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