one two three fourrrrnication!
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
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Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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