i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
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I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
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