If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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