just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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