Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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