I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
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My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
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drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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