wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
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