You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
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Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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