how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
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i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
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