More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
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We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
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i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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