Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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