At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I deserve this hangover.
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