Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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