Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
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I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
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do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
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