Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
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if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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