I wish I only lived at night.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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