Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
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Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
You did what with his pubic hair?
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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