at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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