: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
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I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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