At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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