she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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