that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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