I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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