I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I think people are normalizing furries
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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