names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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