I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
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It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
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My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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