wake up i wanna do it froggy style
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Randomize
