you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Of course I have a pirate flag
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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