pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
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you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
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It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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