I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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