so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
This is the prime rib incident all over again
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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