i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
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totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I need to wash the frat house off of me
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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