I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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