whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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