who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Your tits are I can't wait for
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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