Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
"it" just moved
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
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I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
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You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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